Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Rudy, Rudy, Pants on Fire

I used to think Rudy might be an interesting Republican candidate, but now I just find him dangerous. It seems every other FactCheck.org article is about his tendency to exaggerate (or lie), and the fact he continues to repeat claims proven false demonstrates to me he is simply not trustworthy.

His recent ad is full of misstatements:

  • His ad says, "Record crime.... That was New York. Until Rudy." Except New York's crime started falling four years before he took office, according to the US Department of Justice. I find it very telling that Rudy could have, in fact, bragged about the fact the crime rate dropped while he was in office--that would be accurate!--but instead he chooses to claim there was record crime when he took office for no other reason than to exaggerate his impact.

  • His ad says, "He cut taxes 9 billion. Welfare 60 percent." The truth is that a lot of those tax cuts came from the state and not Rudy, and he even opposed one of the cuts he is now claiming. As for Welfare, it dropped 58.5 percent, not 60 percent. I'd consider that close enough to be rounded, except for the fact the welfare rolls across the rest of the country dropped 62.2% during his term. He's bragging when New York's welfare cuts were not as deep as everywhere else in the U.S.!

  • Finally, his ad says, "The most successful conservative turn-around in 50 years. In America’s most liberal city." Except, according to The Bay Area Center for Voting Research, which looked at the percentage of votes cast for liberal candidates in the 2004 presidential election, Detroit, Gary, and Berkeley are the most liberal cities. New York was 21st on the list. Again, he could've made the point honestly but chose not to in order to punch up his accomplishments.
I wish he weren't in the lead for the GOP nomination. If he can't make a 30-second commercial without filling it with exaggerations, lies, or misstatements, I don't trust him leading our country. (And yes, the ad ends with Rudy saying, "I’m Rudy Giuliani, and I approved this message.")

Check out the complete analysis of his ad on FactCheck.org.

Hillary slipping?

Interesting results from a new Zogby poll. They matched all the major Republican and Democrat contenders against each other, and Hillary does worse in every matchup than either Obama or Edwards! Her campaign is dumping all over the results of this survey, but polls like this are beginning to confirm something I suspected from the start--Hillary has too much baggage to appeal to swing voters who otherwise might go Republican.

Hillary matched against Thompson, Giuliani, McCain, Romney or Huckabee would lose by three to five points, according to this poll. (The margin of error is just 1.0 point in this poll.)

Against the same five Republicans, Obama would win by five to seven points. And Edwards would win by one to three points (except he's in a dead heat with McCain).

I suppose one should pick a candidate whom they trust and who best represents their views, but if poll results like these keep coming out, it may change the decision for a lot of people who don't want to see the GOP continue to hold the White House.

Complete results from the Zogby poll can be found here.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

The end of "It's a Wonderful Life"

If this isn't the happiest and most joyful eight minutes in all of movie history, I don't know what is. The final eight minutes of "It's a Wonderful Life" is presented for your enjoyment. I hope it helps to get you into the holiday spirit!

"Remember no man is a failure who has friends."

Enjoy Spin

Enjoy "Spin," a short film worth eight minutes out of your life.

And I thought Chuck Norris was so cool!

Chuck Norris wants the bible to be taught in public schools.

So, does Chuck believe we ought to teach the Kitáb-i-Íqán (Bahá'í), Śruti (Hindu), Qur'an (Islam), Kangyur and Tengyur (Buddhist), and Torah (Judaism)? If so, I am down with Chuck's suggestion! Think of the open minds we'd create in our children if they understood the religious beliefs of their neighbors and people around the world!

Alas, our two-dimensional action hero isn't open to having the beliefs of all of the world's important religions being taught--only one. And that is why he should stick to kicking fictional ass and leave the thinking to others.

Chuck says the Founding Fathers wanted bible in schools, which is kinda odd considering the U.S. Constitution doesn't once mention God, the Bible, or Christianity. And as for Ms. Norris' contention that the Supreme Court says it is legal to teach the Bible, maybe we'll let the facts speak for themselves rather than allowing the wife of an actor to interpret something so important for us:

  • In Abington Township v. Schempp (1963) the Supreme Court declared school sponsored Bible reading in public schools to be unconstitutional. The Abington court held that in organizing a reading of the Bible, the school was conducting "a religious exercise," and "that cannot be done without violating the 'neutrality' required of the State by the balance of power between individual, church and state that has been struck by the First Amendment."
  • In Wallace v. Jaffree (1985), the Supreme Court struck down an Alabama law whereby students in public schools would observe daily a period of silence for the purpose of private prayer. The Court ruled that Alabama lawmakers had passed the statute solely to advance religion, thereby violating the secular purpose test.
  • In Lee v. Weisman (1992), the Supreme Court ruled unconstitutional the offering of prayers by religious officials before voluntarily attended ceremonies such as graduation. Thus, the Court established that the state could not conduct religious exercises at public occasions even if attendance was not strictly compulsory.
  • In Santa Fe Independent School Dist. v. Doe (2000), the Court ruled that even a vote of the student body could not authorize student-led prayer prior to school events.
  • In McCreary County v. ACLU of Kentucky (2005), the Court ruled 5-4 that displays of the Ten Commandments in several Kentucky county courthouses were illegal because they were not clearly integrated with a secular display, and thus were considered to have a religious purpose.
The fact is that the Supreme Court hasn't prevented the bible from being taught in public schools provided it is done so as history and study and not for religious purposes. Others may (and do) disagree, but as far as I am concerned it is clear as can be: Teach the bible and Christianity in a curriculum that contains and considers other religious texts and beliefs, and you're in the clear. Teach Christianity, however, and you've just allowed public money to prefer and teach a religion in a public school, and the fact that is illegal simply couldn't be more clear.

The Mote in God's Eye: Science Progresses, Humans Don't

I am rereading a sci-fi book I first read in my teens some thirty years ago. The book is "The Mote in God's Eye" by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.

I find I am re-experiencing the book on at least two expected levels: I am enjoying the novel for the terrific fiction that it is and also am mindful of what about the book appealed to a 16-year-old me. Back when I first read the novel and had 80% of my life ahead of me, I am sure I was excited by the visions for an optimistic future. According to the chronology of mankind that begins the book, the Soviet Union and U.S. would find peace and sign treaties creating a unified "CoDominium" in 1990.

And, in 2008 (according to this 1974 novel), we will test the first interstellar drive to move between the stars. Perhaps the authors, writing in the years following the Apollo lunar landing, expected this event would throw open the door to man's curiosity of the cosmos and result in a flood of funding and research for space exploration. The 16-year-old inside me still feels sad that mankind's attention has--practically--been focused on more earthly issues.

I also am finding that my rereading of "The Mote in God's Eye" is focusing my attention on something unexpected (but perhaps it shouldn't have been): The authors seemed to feel that by 3017, the year in which the novel is set, science would advance but apparently human beings would not. Of course, mere decades after of the book was written, their ideas of human progress a millennia hence are downright quaint.

It is a little distracting, somewhat humorous, and quite a bit eye opening to read passages like this, which is a discussion about sex and childbearing between human Sally and an alien:

Alien: Do you have children aboard the MacArthur?

Sally: Me? No! I'm not even married.

Alien: Married?

Sally explains.

Alien: Who raises the children born without marriage?

Sally: There are charities.

Alien: So that if you aren't married you just don't--get together?

Sally: That's right. Of course, there are pills a woman can take if she likes men but doesn't want to take the consequences.

Alien: But a proper woman doesn't use them?

Sally: No.
A few pages later on the humans see pregnant aliens at work and are astounded. Sally tries "carefully to explain just how useless pregnant human females were." Sally plays a prominent part in the novel since she is the only woman--by coincidence explained in the story--on a shipful of military and scientific personnel. In this version of 3017, women stay at home and leave the excitement of exploring space, scientific discovery, and war to the menfolk. Have we really come so far in 33 years that these passages sound so terribly antiquated?

While the two men who wrote the book may be guilty of sexism in their view of the future, they certainly were products of their time. Check out the U.S. Government stats on the gender of the employed back in 1974: 33.8 million women were employed compared to 53 million men. According to the same report, in 2006 66.9 million women were employed compared to 77.5 million men--the size of the female workforce almost doubled in the time the male workforce increased less than 50%.

The BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics), also tells us that in 1974, women employed "usually full time" earned $24,714 and men with the same status earned $48,378. By 2006, those annual earnings had risen to $50,380 for women and $69,307 for men. We can argue about the rightness and wrongness of the figures for 2006, but this much is clear: in the last three decades or so, women went from earning 51 cents on the dollar compared to men up to 73 cents on the dollar. My guess is that this increase has less to do with women making more within traditional female career paths (nursing, teaching, etc.) and more to do with larger number of women moving into higher-paid careers that traditionally had been male dominant. In other words, at the time this book was written, it probably was a timely (if soon doomed) idea that women left war and science to men.

So, why were Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle--two men who were able to create a visionary, rich, and textured future--not able to see gender roles changing one iota in a millennia? What does this say about them or about our society? Were they short-sighted? If women had written this book, would it have been vastly different? Or were they making a point (since the alien civilization is filled with gender-changing creatures where women do much of the work--for mysterious reasons I will undoubtedly find out when I complete the book)?

There are times I wish I could simply read a book for what it is, but I often find myself learning as much or more about the author and his or her times as I do about the story. Do you do the same?

Friday, November 23, 2007

Reason #1 Why I Hate Local TV News

It's been years since I've watched the local TV news for anything other than updates on an election, a storm, or some sports highlights. I have long since gotten tired of "news" programs that begin with the phrase, "And we begin tonight with some breaking news..." That "news" is invariably of a murder of someone not famous in a neighborhood I tend to avoid.

The fact a murder happens in a tough neighborhood within a big city isn't really news at all, but it does give the station the chance to open their program with breathless dread, thus feeding the public's paranoia and need for... more news!

When is the last time you saw a news program open with good news? I don't mean sappy stuff like a kids' spelling bee or a someone volunteering at a soup kitchen, but real good news? Take, for example, the dropping fatality rate from auto accidents. In 2006, the fatality rate (related to both population and miles driven) was at its lowest rate in 12 years! This decrease equates to 1,400 fewer people dying on our roads in 2006 compared to 1994. Did you see your local news program leading off with this story?

Not only doesn't local TV news avoid telling you positive things happening in the world, they also exaggerate the negative. Surveys demonstrate that Americans fear being victimized far more than reflects reality. And today I found an interesting stat that puts this into perspective.

According to the New York Times, New York City is on track to have fewer homicides this year by far than in any year since reliable Police Department statistics became available in 1963. And, they've analyzed half the murders and found that fewer than 35 people were killed by strangers. If that trend holds up, fewer than 100 homicide victims in New York City this year will have been strangers to their assailants. And that's in a city of 8.2 million!

So, even though your trusted TV anchorpeople lead off each and every nightly program with tales of mayhem and murder, you have just a one in 82,000 chance of being killed by a stranger (at least in New York, and my guess is that this would be relatively similar in other cities across the country.) In other words you are around 13 times more likely to be killed in an auto accident than be murdered by a stranger! You are five times more likely to be killed in a fall then to be murdered by a stranger! And you are only slightly more likely to be murdered by a stranger than to be killed by fire or smoke inhalation!

So, I'll keep my TV off when it comes to news time and will seek out the news I want--without all the manufactured doom and dread--online!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Bride and Groom's First Dance

I am undecided: Is this cool and funny? Or kinda sad? Remember when weddings used to be about celebrating love and not about showing how cool you are by putting on a floor show?

Mary Poppins is Scary!

Terrific recut trailer for Scary Mary Poppins.

Great ads for WoW

I've never played World of Warcraft, but these two ads (presented back to back) featuring Mr. T and William Shatner almost make me want to pick up the game and see what I am missing.

Mellow Thanksgiving: Nessun Dorma

There's a lot to stress about over the holidays. Perhaps you're anxious about the state of the world and the war in the Middle East; or maybe it's the economy, real estate, or price of gas that weighs on you; or maybe you're just finding it difficult to be around family so much today.

One should never forget the darkness in the world that demands good people pay attention and take action--but it's equally important we also pay attention to the light around us. First of all, if you are reading this, that means you are better off than the vast majority of the Earth's population. And, chances are there are more than a few people who are thankful this Thanksgiving that you're on the planet.

So, take a moment to appreciate all the reasons you have to be thankful today. Perhaps this video of Pavarotti performing Nessun Dorma will help. It is one of the most beautiful songs I can think to share today!

Happy Thanksgiving!



P.S. If you ever wondered what the lyrics to this wonderful song are in English, here you go:


None must sleep! None must sleep!
And you, too, Princess,
in your cold room,
gaze at the stars
which tremble with love
and hope!

But my mystery is locked within me,
no-one shall know my name!
No, no, I shall say it as my mouth
meets yours when the dawn is breaking!

And my kiss will break the silence
which makes you mine!

(No-one shall know his name,
and we, alas, shall die!)

Vanish, o night!
Fade, stars!
At dawn I shall win

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Wheelchair stunts

This video starts with typical thrashing music and run-of-the-mill stunt crashes (albeit performed by kids in wheelchairs), but redeems itself about halfway through in three ways: First, you get to see the first successful wheelchair backflip (which is pretty cool). Second, the big stunt is set to Pilot's "Magic", which is one of my top songs from the 70s. And lastly, the vid ends with the kid thanking his parents for supporting him and giving him rides to the skatepark. Classy!

(Warning--turn down your speakers before launching this video.)

Vote for Regina!

We're big Regina Spektor fans on this blog. If you are to, then it's your patriotic duty to cast your vote... in VH1's Top 20 Countdown. Regina's video of Better is in the running for the Countdown. She competing against some worthy competitor (such as Feist, James Blunt, Good Charlotte, and Sara Bareilles).

Click here to vote.

Free Search Engine Tool

If you maintain a web site and want to see where your site appears on search engines for particular terms, here's a free tool that will save you some time. You could visit each search engine, enter your term, and find your site on the list, but this tool will do it for you easily.

Search Engine Rankings - Instant, online reports of web site rankings in 9 top search engines and web directories, including Google, Yahoo! Search, MSN, AOL, AltaVista, AllTheWeb, Yahoo! Directory, Open Directory (Dmoz), and LookSmart.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Seven words with different definitions to men and women

Normally, I'm not a big fan of the cutesy stuff people send around by email, but my friend Joyce sent me something that was both funny and true. So, here are seven words that mean different things to men and women:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Email.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

Amazon Kindle - Bravely going where others have failed before

Hey, wouldn't it be cool to have dozens of books with you all time, available through a digital reader with a crystal clear display? It sounds enticing, but companies that have tried to change the way we read books have come and gone (see the Franklin eBookMan, Gemstar REB 1200 and Rocket eBook Reader, if you can find the discontinued products).

Now Amazon is taking a crack at it, and maybe they'll succeed Their ebook reader, called the Kindle, comes with some cool features. Perhaps the most interesting aspect is that Kindle is from Amazon, and the retailer's size, recognition, and brand association with books are pretty powerful.

Other cool features include a screen so good that people think they're looking at paper, the ability to annotate books, the opportunity to send and read Word documents and images on the device, and wireless access and purchase of new books and magazines. This last feature is pretty cool, since the Kindle can download books anywhere and not just in a wi-fi hotspot. Amazon is picking up all the EVDO (wireless) access charges on the devices purchased.

I'm no retailing expert and I'm sure Amazon did its research, but my feeling is that the pricing model won't appeal to many folks. The device costs $399, books $9.99, and wireless access is (as noted) free. But $399 is a lot to pay for the right to read $9.99 books when old-fashioned paper books aren't a whole lot more expensive. I think they might've done better to decrease the upfront investment and take a cue from online music sites like Rhapsody and iTunes. I think more folks would be willing to shell out $149 to $199 for the device and then pay $14.99 per month for a service with one free book per month. What do you think?

RCRD LBL

Downtown Records chief Josh Deutsch and Internet entrepreneur Peter Rojas (Gizmodo, Engadget) have launched an online-only record label called RCRD LBL.

What is fascinating about the site is that the music is free! You can download DRM-free music to play on your computer or music player. The label is testing if it can make enough money off of sponsorships and advertising and give the content away for free. The music biz badly needs a new approach, so it will be interesting to see if this works.

Check out the music below--I particularly liked Cut Copy's Hearts on Fire, which reminded me of my old disco fave, Donna Summer's "I Feel Love."



Sunday, November 18, 2007

Terminus

Don't you just hate when anthropomorphic hunks of concrete shadow you through your day? So do I!

I wish the story of this short film amounted to a bit more, but you have to respect the mood, animation, and direction in this 8-minute film. Directed by Trevor Cawood, this film has been screened at both the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) and Swerve Festival, Los Angeles.

Meiko - I like it!

I ran across this singer-songwriter on MySpace. Meiko reminds me a bit of a cross between Regina Spektor and Feist, two of my favorite singers from the past few years. She has a great voice and writes very listenable music.

Check her out at MeikoMusic.com. You can hear her entire album online and order it from iTunes, Amazon, or CD Baby.





JC Penney is groovy!

Thanks to Laura for sending this to me. It is well worth a couple minutes to either 1) laugh at 1977 and be blad you weren't alive to live it, or 2) remember the horror of 1977.


Friday, November 16, 2007

Did they check for fingerprints?

A Dutch teenager has been arrested for stealing virtual furniture in a 3D social networking web site. The 17-year-old is accused of stealing 4,000 euros worth of virtual furniture, bought with real money.

Kinda makes you wonder how they got the police interested in the crime, doesn't it? I agree it's a crime, but when you dial 911 and say, "Help. A theft is underway. Someone is stealing my furniture in World of Warcraft," I suspect the police will be more interested in you than the avatar you're reporting.

It's also a dumb crime. This sorta stuff is easy to track in the databases of social networking sites and virtual worlds.

Check out the article at http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7094764.stm. Thanks to Ben for sharing this!

What kind of neighborhood do you live in?

Here's another cool site you might find fun to explore: At ZipSkinny you enter your zip code and are provided with loads and loads of data about your neighborhood.

Want to know the race, age, marital status, and education of the people you live around? It's all here. You can enter several zip codes at one time to see comparative data. And, you can find the top zip codes based on Median Income (in case you want to find a rich spouse), Median Age (in case you want to find an old spouse), and Unemployment (in case you want to find a spouse with plenty of time on his or her hands).

My zip code is schizophrenic--it is higher than the US average on high school and college educated population, and also higher than the US average for those below the poverty line. Apparently I live around a lot of overeducated underemployed people. (Or, I live in an urban area with a population density of 9572.67 per mile. City centers tend to have this sort of strange demographic situation.)

Check out ZipSkinny.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Barack beats the Republicans--barely

So, which Democrat is best suited to beat the Republican candidate in 2008? So much can change in a matter of weeks--much less the months and months we have to go--but I found something interesting while checking out poll results at PollingReport.com.

In the latest NBC News/Wall Street Journal Poll conducted by the polling organizations of Peter Hart (D) and Bill McInturff (R), they matched a single Republican candidate against a single Democratic candidate in different combinations. In a race between Hillary and Rudy, Hillary would have an edge of just one point; but in a race between Barack and Rudy, Barack has a two-point edge.

I know--you can't get excited about a single point difference considering the 2.5-point margin of error, but there's an interesting trend. In previous surveys by the same organization, Hillary used to have a five- to seven-point lead over Rudy, so she's slipping.

How about the two Dem candidates versus Mitt Romney? Pretty much the same results: Hillary holds an 11-point lead over Mitt at this point, but Barack has a 12-point lead.

Yeah, it's too soon to think about those things, and there are certainly more important things to consider than a candidate's ability to beat the other guy (although not that much more important). It will be interesting to see how this continues to evolve. Watch PollingReport.com for new election polls in the future.

Visit Glassbooth.com to figure out which candidate is right for you

I ran across this very interesting site called Glassbooth.org. Other sites have tried to match voters with the candidates that best suit their opinions on the issues. This site does it in an interesting way--by starting with having you weigh the importance of issues before you provide your opinions.

So, I took the quiz and here's the candidate for me according to Glassbooth.org: Christopher Dodd shares a 74% similarity with my beliefs. Okay, so who the hell is Christopher Dodd?!? Is this guy even running? Apparently so, but barely--I checked PollingReport.com and found he hasn't scored higher than 1% among likely Democratic voters since May. In other words, it's amazing he hasn't dropped out yet and will likely be a footnote once Iowa and New Hampshire are behind us.

Luckily, in second place per my answers was Barack Obama, who shares a 71% similarity with my beliefs. I think he's in the Democratic race for the long run.

So, who matches your political beliefs? Visit Glassbooth.org and in three minutes you'll know!

More Dumb Spam

Just yesterday I posted about a phishing attempt that was so dumb and bad, I was insulted.

Today, I got some spam that was just as laughable. I received a message from someone I didn't know on social networking site imeem.com. The message read:

So, i guess the time has come for me to start using this site. I can resist it no more! I looked at your profile and well, I liked what I saw.. ;p

So um, my name is Serena Ward. I think we should probably be friends, cause you seem pretty fun, and maybe even cute! (it's so tough to tell in this digital world :)

anyways, i'd go on and on, but I'd like to get an answer from you.. You should check out my other profile on this other site, I'm usually on over there: (my username is hot_belle). Then maybe we could chat sometime! you know what they say.. appearance wins over the eyes, but personality catches the heart.. haha..

Tempting though it was, I didn't fall for it. Don't get me wrong--small children don't run in fright when I walk past--but I'm old and average enough that not even my wife tells me, "I liked what I saw." Are there people out there so full of themselves or so desparate that a message like this would make them start clicking dangerous links?

But what really put this spam at the top of the heap of stupidity was "Serena's" photo. I present that photo below. I don't really think she's my type.



Why go through the effort of spamming and then give it such a half-hearted try? This proves, once again, that spammers are very, very dumb people.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Today's Most Disheartening News: Mount Everest Now Has Cell Coverage

I love being connected, but I also love thinking there are places on earth one can go to be outside the reach of cell phone coverage. Perhaps the time has come where there is no such place, now that China has set up cell coverage for Mount Everest.

Now, as you're standing on the top of the world, invigorating yourself in an experience few humans can and have completed, viewing the unspoiled beauty that causes you to contemplate who you are and your relation to the world around you, you can also take phone calls from the office.

"Hello?... Yeah, I'm standing on Mount Everest!... Yes really... It's quite nice but it needs a bar or restaurant up here and it's too f#ckin' cold... "

Captain Kirk was right--Space is the final frontier. (Until cell towers dot the path from Earth to Mars.)

Click here for the Mount Everest news.

Lame Phishing Attempt Insults My Intelligence

I trust you know what "phishing" is. If not, the term describes when a spammer (or worse yet--an online thief) sends a message that masquerades as a real message from a financial institution, auction site, or other site. At best, the intent of a phishing attack is to trick you into clicking their links (so they know they have a valid email inbox they can fill with spam). At worst, they are trying to get you to enter your username and password into their site, allowing them to gain access to your accounts.

Lots of people seemed concerned with phishing nowadays. It is dangerous, so don't take this the wrong way, but most phishing attempts are so clumsy you'd have to be a moron not to recognize the feable attempt. And today, I received one such phishing attempt that was so badly done, I was insulted. Crime used to be perpetrated by masterminds who broke into houses, disabled alarms, and cracked safes. Today's criminals have Outlook, a weak grasp of English, and no design skills whatsoever!

When I received an email that was ostensibly from Pacific Capital Bancorp, I immediately knew it was a crappy phishing message since I don't bank with Pacific Capital. (The spammer is fishing, which is why it's called "phishing.") (Duh!)

But aside from the fact I have no existing relationship with the banking institution, the message itself was so badly done--so obviously not sent by a major brand with concern for its customers and its reputation--that I laughed aloud.

First of all, there's the subject line: "Recognize and avoid fraudulent attempts to Pacific Capital Bancorp customers". That's not even an English sentence or phrase, for chrissakes! "Fraudulent attempts to"... do what exactly?

Then there's the two inches of white space at the top of the email. Come on, spammer! At least give a half-hearted try to make the message look real!

Perhaps the most egregious clue of the phishing was the fact the entire message was composed in ALL CAPS in the Copperplate Gothic Light font. What conservative bank would do such a thing? It's like a blinking red light that says, "Warning! Warning!"

And don't even get me started on the content of the email, which was written by someone for whom English is a second language.

The way I figure it, if someone cannot see through this sort of a weak phishing attempt, they probably shouldn't be online.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Worst. Movie. Trailer. Ever!

I was embarrassed just watching this. Embarrassed for Jessica Simpson, embarrassed for her agent, and even embarrassed for Steve Guttenberg. That's right, this movie looks so horrifying that I was embarrassed for the guy who starred in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol and Casper: A Spirited Beginning.

Somewhere in Hollywood as you read this, four striking writers are walking a picket line. They ought to leave the picket line. Then leave Hollywood. And finally leave their careers. These four are the writers of what is destined to be one of the worst movies of the year: April Blair, Amy McGee, Cheri Oteri (never thought she was funny on SNL), and Holly Sorensen.

"Do Not Track" List is Dumb!

Have you heard about the proposed "Do Not Track" List? Consumer protection advocates are pushing for the adoption of a "Do Not Track" list that would make it harder for online advertisers to monitor the surfing habits of Web users. Such a list would allow people who wear tin foil hats and don't already realize that marketers have terabytes of information about them to opt out from being tracked as they surf the Web.

While "being tracked" may sound dangerous and stalker-like, it is nothing like that. Sites monitor the pages you visit and content you view, store that data, and then use that data to serve you ads that should (theoretically) match your interests (as defined by your own surfing habits.) And, unless you tell them who you are by registering on a site or completing a form, the data collected cannot even be associated with you! To those computers that do Web tracking, you're probably just an anonymous Web surfer who likes U2, romance novels, and/or documentaries (assuming you visit sites about U2, romance novels, and/or documentaries).

And, if you don't like the tracking, you already have the power to do something about it. Check out your browser's security and privacy settings--higher privacy is just a few clicks away, if you want it.

But before you turn off all that tracking, you may want to know about the benefits offered by Web tracking. (What? Those consumer advocates didn't mention anything about benefits, did they?) Not only does this sort of Web tracking mean that I am not subjected to ads I don't care to see (such as for NASCAR products or diapers), it also provides another huge benefit: Because ads that are targeted to interested consumers are so much more valuable to marketers, they'll pay more for those ads.

Why should you care about the revenue on sites like CNN and Yahoo? Because while you may think news and information is free, it actually costs a lot of money to gather news and host a complex Web site. If users are not tracked and ads become less valuable to marketers, sites that offer content will need to seek other sources of revenue or will decrease their offerings. In other words, if this dumb idea is adopted, we consumers would find more ads, less content, and/or fees to access news and information. That doesn't sound like much of a deal to me--where's the benefit to consumers?

These so-called privacy experts think they can slip this ideas past us since it sounds so much like the much-beloved "Do Not Call" list, but the two are nothing alike! The "Do Not Call" list was enacted to prevent those annoying telemarketers from interrupting you and tying up your phone line. But with or without a "Do Not Track" list, Web advertising will go on--you won't see fewer or no ads; in fact, you'll see more! And since the tracking itself isn't interrupting your surfing, this misnamed "consumer protection" idea offers no benefits whatsoever.

This is one of those ideas that sounds good at first glance but is actually very, very bad. It is bad for Web surfers, bad for sites that offer the free content online consumers have come to expect, and simply bad business.

You can learn more on BusinessWeek.com.

Working Class Thrill Ride

This looks like fun. Maybe I've seen too many episodes of "America's Funniest Home Videos", but I was waiting for the guy to slip and fly a hundred yards or to bounce off the vehicle's windshield.


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Space Really Does Sound Like That!

Remember those weird 50s space sounds that appeared in sci-fi classics like Forbidden Planet? Turns out they got it right!

The Cassini spacecraft began detecting intense radio emissions from Saturn in April 2002. The radio waves are closely related to the auroras near the poles of the planet. These radio emissions were captured using the Cassini radio and plasma wave science instrument.

Time on this recording has been compressed, so that 73 seconds corresponds to 27 minutes. Since the frequencies of these emissions are well above the audio frequency range, NASA shifted them downward by a factor of 44.

Listen to this Wave file. Very strange how much it sounds like the soundtrack from old science fiction movies, don't you think?

You can learn more on NASA.gov.

U2's Wave of Sorrow

Here's an interesting video if you're a U2 fan (or not). Wave of Sorrow is a song that went unreleased on Joshua Tree, but the band recorded it for the upcoming deluxe rerelease of the classic album.

It's interesting to see how meaningful, personal, and detalied the lyrics are. Words that sound merely poetic are actually quite specific, derived from the band's moving experience helping feed the starving in Ethopia.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Everybody Panic!

In the event you don't have enough to worry about, we present the Global Incident Map. Here you may learn about the terrorist and suspicious events in your neighborhood.

For example, there's the case of the bomb threat called into a dry cleaner in Alexandria, LA. I don't know about you, but I'd find this story a whole lot more scary if it weren't already known the threat was called in from a local youth detention facility. Al Qaeda has infiltrated our prisons! Wait, isn't that where we want them?

24 Pilot from 1994

This is why the show "24" would've sucked had it been on back in 1994.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Someone Finally Tells Chevez to "Shut Up"

We live in a free country, and I believe in free speech. So, I'll fight for the right of Americans to go visit Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. That said, the spectacle of American celebrities lining up for face time with this distasteful, petulant, inflammatory, anti-American dictator-in-the-making is more than a little nauseating.

I'm not sure what Kevin Spacey
, Naomi Campbell, and other "Useful Idiots" have in common with Mr. Chavez, but I am sure they are being far more useful to his PR needs than he is to them.

Since American celebs fawn over this man, it is left to other world leaders to tell Chavez to "shut up." That's what Spanish King Juan Carlos did at a summit of leaders from Latin America, Spain and Portugal. Chavez repeatedly referred to former Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar as a "fascist." When Spain's current socialist prime minister, Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, urged Chavez to be more diplomatic in his words, Chavez tried to interrupt. That's when Carlos angrily turned to Chavez and said, "Why don't you shut up?"

I'm not sure telling someone to "shut up" is generally a good way to encourage change and collaborate, but there are times loudmouths like Chavez need to be put in their place.

McCain and Mom Exhibit at Madame Trussaud’s Wax Museum

Okay, this photo of McCain and his mother is really not taken at Madame Trussaud’s Wax Museum. It only appears that way because these two look so stiff, uncomfortable, and lifeless.

In one of the saddest aspects of modern campaigning, the media finds it gets bored with the candidates and their stands on important issues facing America, so the candidates start trotting out parents, siblings, offspring, and old school chums to tell the world what dandy people they really are.

This uncomfortable looking photo comes from an interview given by John McCain's 95-year-old mother, Roberta, to MSNBC. While it's sad enough that a candidate has to call on his mother to help his failing campaign or that a 95-year-old has to be trotted out like a trained campaign puppy, here is the even sadder aspect: At the age of 71, John McCain is facing some criticism he is too old to run and lead for four years, so McCain is using his mother's advance age to say to the world, "See, I'm not that old, and I come from good stock."

Would you vote for a man who reduces his own mother to a symbol and uses her as a campaign tactic? Neither would I.

By the way, as 95-year-olds are wont to do, Roberta spoke her mind, blaming the Mormons (and by association Mitt Romney) for the Salt Lake City Olympics scandal. McCain immediately distanced himself from the comment. Apparently his mother strayed from the script.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Hillary Has Better Taste in Women Than Bill

According to the blog, Mitchieville, the fact Hillary Clinton is a lesbian is a "closely guarded secret that Hillary’s inner circle guards at all costs." They even post a photo of the gal with whom Hillary is reportedly involved.

I could give a rodent's buttocks if Hillary is gay. What I DO find interesting is that it appears Hillary has better taste in women than does her husband!

Hedgehog Spears

Personally, I think making fun of Britney is too easy. Mocking her shaved head, lethargic VMA performance, less-than-hard body, and narcissism is like hitting the broad side of a barn. But, if someone must do it, it might as well be Ron Jeremy.