Guaranteed Way to Stop Being Late for Work

This product is imaginary, but it should be real. Over at ThinkGeek, they offer the SnūzNLūz, an alarm clock with a special feature that will get your butt out of bed instead of having you hit the snooze button all the time.

Simply set up the clock with your bank account number and a charity you hate, and every time you hit the snooze button it will take money from your account and donate it to the charity.

It's brilliant. If every time I wanted to sleep in it cost me $5 to the Republican party, I'd get out of bed like a shot whenever the alarm went off!