Way to get to Hell #2: Protect your children

I won't pretend to understand how or if people go one place or another after death, but if there is a Hell, I am pretty sure Tina Williams of Florida will find herself there.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Tina was arrested for Driving Under the Influence. Now, that alone isn't enough to send one's soul to everlasting damnation, but it's not a very good idea, either.

Tina's real offense was that in her car she had a one-year old child and a case of beer. One was secured with a seat belt, and the other wasn't. (Do I need to tell you which was which?)

And to put the icing on her "Bon Voyage to Hell" cake, Tina was protecting--are you ready for this--a case of Busch beer! That's right--not an import; not a premium brand, not even Miller Lite (winner of four Beer Cup awards as Best American-Style Light Lager).

I submit to you that Tina has some irreparably messed up priorities. [Via Other Crap]