Heather Mills

You probably know that Heather Mills went on a bit of a tirade in front of the courthouse after winning a £24.3 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. She's gotten a lot of criticism for her public whining following the huge settlement, but I think this article from the Daily Mail really put it into perspective: Heather won £700 for every hour she was married to McCartney. That comes to $1,401 per hour based on current exchange rates.

Why exactly was she complaining? Hell, I'd marry Paul McCartney for $1400 an hour! And he could call me Client Number 9!