Lazy Spammer

People who send spam (or worse) usually give it a half-hearted try in order to encourage the recipient to do something unwise, but not the guy who sent me today's poor example. I can't imagine who would read this message and then try to open it:

Subject: You have card

Body:
Good evening, old chap!
Some body from you contact send you greeting card!
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Best regards
Friend Finder.

There's more bad grammar than there is appropriate. And "old chap"!?! Did my email server suffer from a 50-year delay?

I give this spam a D- for effort.