Britney's New Diet Secret

I have a bit of a problem with the beauty industry. Magazines and cosmetic companies conspire to make women feel old, fat, and in need of products.

OK Magazine was caught in a particularly egregious lie. Their cover story says "Steal Brit's New Diet Secret! Britney Lost 15 Pounds in Just 4 Weeks." The headline might've gone on to say, "If it's so easy, why are you still a fat cow? Buy me and learn how to be thin again."

Funny thing is that blog WWTD.com found out Britney's secret: Time travel!