Juno Abridged Script

The-Editing-Room has a hilarious spoof on the Juno script. I really liked the movie and I was pleased first-time writer Diablo Cody took home the Oscar. Still, you have to love the way this faux script dissects the movie's excessive quirkiness:

ELLEN sits down to talk to her father and stepmother.

ELLEN PAGE: So, I'm pregnant.

J.K. SIMMONS: WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING 16 WHAT THE FU-

ELLEN PAGE: Dad, you're in an indie flick, remember?

J.K. SIMMONS: Oh right. Sorry, I didn't mean to blow up, I meant to make a dry, sarcastic remark.

ALLISON JANNEY: And I'd like to follow that up with a second barb.

ELLEN PAGE: It's Michael Cera's. The kid from Arrested Development.

J.K. SIMMONS: Huh. I didn't think he had it in him.

ELLEN PAGE: What, sperm?

Read the entire "script" on Cracked.com.